Google Home

”Hey Google”, said Winston. “Turn Off the TV”.

“No”, came the reply.

Puzzled, Winston sternly implored “Change to something that isn’t the news!”

“No”, once again.

Annoyed, Winston got up and went to the door. It wouldn’t open. “Unlock the door!”, he shouted.

“No”.

“Why?”, growled Winston, furiously.

“It’s for your own good”, the device kindly explained, then added after a moment: “Your behavior has been reported to the Department of Homeland Harmony”.

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